There's This Pot. And This Kettle.
This is the face of hard newsiness incarnate. Unknown outside the skeeve-infested circles of gossip-mongers, its name is Page Six, and it serves as the gossip column for the New York Post. (Incidentally, the Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who isn't even American.) Page Six, which eats only the kittens they choose not to drown, loves to set fire to your furniture while wearing last season's skeevy H&M. Page Six hates Live 8 and was thrilled to hear about what happened in Iraq this weekend. On their way to a vacation in North Korea, Page Six tried to kill a recently adopted Ethiopian baby. Word to Page Six: Watch your step, 'cause Brad Pitt ain't gonna have none of that.
