Bill Keller, Penis Envier
Timesian TMI in Howie Kurtz's coverage of Dean Baquet's promotion to editor of the Los Angeles Times:
New York Times editor Bill Keller said: "Dean's a prince — a world-class investigator, an inspiring editor and a barrel of fun." But Keller said he hoped Baquet would start "fighting fair" in luring staffers: "He has this habit of telling recruits there's something in the New York water that makes your penis fall off."
Finally, the investigation Thursday Styles was invented for.