Summer of Terror: Bomb Scare at Borough Hall?
Did we not mention that FEAR IS BACK? Yeah, we think we did — which means that the only thing surprising about the word of some sort of bomb security threat is the fact that it's at the Borough Hall station in Brooklyn. (What, no bag checks east of the river?) Per usual, we have no idea what's going on, but a source inconvenienced by the station shut-down confirms that the police investigation has something to do with the threat of terror. While we wait for more information, our mothers say we should stock up on bottled water and make sure the rifles are loaded. We suggest that once you're done running about the streets, shrieking in horror, you do the same. Stay vigilant, New York.
Update 11:50 All service back to normal. Boo.
