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• Quite literally, tens of tens of you have asked why we're not doing today's blind items from Page Six. Well, because they're hardly blind. What up, Sienna? [Page Six]
• And why haven't we mocked the Times piece on the too-rich-for-their-own-good boys of College Humor? Because they're posing in a tent, and writer Warren St. John has a thing for young boys in tents. It's a sensitive situation, and lawyers are involved. [NYT]
• Before he was signing $650k book deals, blogger Dana Vachon was sending his sassy tidings to possible Imaginary Socialite and Daily scribe Faran Krentcil. [Duke Chronicle]
• Bonnie Fuller and other tabloid demi-goddesses (snarf) claim they're no longer outing closeted celebrities. You win this time, Tom Cruise! [Fox]