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The thriving tourism industry welcomes you.
 And, for an extra $15, Gray Line Bus Tours offers the Real NYC Experience. Feel just like an actual New Yorker as cops drag you off the bus for and deem your stuffed pockets a security threat! A wonderful memory for the entire family. (Children under 13 not permitted.)

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