We're Trying to Get Out, But You People Keep Pulling Us Back in

We know CNN's in a tough ratings war with Fox News, but they can't think the FCC smiles on televised electrocutions, can they?

Accident Kills 4 Scout Leaders at Jamboree [CNN]

Earlier:
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CNN: The News Site That Keeps On Giving
We'll Stop Making the Joke When They Stop Asking for It, Part 2
We'll Stop Making the Joke When They Stop Asking for It
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