No, seriously. We've been up since before 7 AM, wanting nothing more to post on this here web-log but, alas, our server ate its own small intestine and then crapped itself out. As such, we're just getting back online now.

This is making us nostalgic for our youth, when this sort of insane techie fuck-uppery would happen every other day. Oh, how we luxuriously wasted so many hours during those days...

Anyhow, we're back to wasting your time and curbing your productivity. Onward, you impatient bitches!