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· Jessica Alba admits to a past eating disorder, then defiantly claims, "I never see myself as a beautiful woman and have never traded on that to get ahead in this business." Putting her money where her mouth is, Alba then announced her next project, The Virgin Who Wore An Old-Fashioned Diving Suit To Her Casting Sessions.
· Yes, we are aware that O.J. Simpson was ordered to pay $25K to DirectTV for stealing satellite service, and we find it utterly hilarious. But we're loathe to make too much of it and invite a retaliatory stabbing.
· A former Average Joe nerd sues NBC for stealing his ideas to improve the show, causing the network to immediately dispatch a team of male models to pelt the litigious alumnus with dodgeballs.
· This link has everything: intracompany linkwhoring, inside blog baseball (err, softball), and gambling on the odds that either the misfits at our beloved Gawker or the fake-news nerds of The Onion even know which end of the bat to hold. And, of course, very, very inappropriate images posted in poor taste, which we completely expect from our Oddjack colleague. Tsk.