• Kleinfeld opens in Chelsea today. Now if only Chelsea residents could legally get married in New York State. [BlogChelsea]
• The sadly unimaginary Young Manhattanite gets some answers, dammit, from the Imaginary Socialite. [Young Manhattanite]
• The movie projectionists' union, busy making life no fun for the new IFC Center, takes it pretty easy on the big guys, it turns out. [The Reeler]
• It a few days old, but we always love us a good anti-tourists rant. [This Place Is Dead Anyway]