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· David Hans Schmidt, the guy behind almost every celebrity sex tape or nudie pic ever sold, calls himself "the CAA of smarm." Actually, CAA is the CAA of smarm, so he might want to rethink that nickname before printing up business cards.
· Hey, unicorns! (NSFW)
· Network freebies, drunken publicist porking, and Les Moonves' balls: still more fun from the TCAs.
· This is not a picture of a Fez. (Really.)
· As recently as an hour ago, we'd never heard the term "jump the couch." We likey.
· Anyone wonder what Scott Peterson is up to these days? Oh, that's right, he's a little busy with Death Row. We expect that his next message will beg that Ben Affleck not be cast to play him.