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In this edition: Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, Natalie Portman, Dave LaChapelle, Faye Dunaway. Debbie Harry, Jon Stewart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Winslet, Nicole Kidman, Christina Applegate, Susan Sarandon, Jay Z and Beyonce, Jon Favreau, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Clive Owen, Lawrence Fishburne, Usher, Molly Shannon, Ric Ocasek, Mo Rocca, Nick Lachey, Mos Def, Julian Casablancas, Adam Yauch, Busta Rhymes, Ralph Macchio, Markus Schenkenberg, Kirsty Hume and Donovan Leitch.

saw lance armstrong and sheryl crow butting me and a friend in line at Il Cantinori on East 10th Street on Friday night at 8:30 p.m- Lance sporting a Nike t-shirt and his table of 6 (seated in the low-key back) ordered multiple bottles of varying waters. I thought he was taking beach time out to spend with his children? Looks like that only extended to 5 days. Sheryl looks like a pushy publicist. He's cute but very thin.

Last night at Town Hall 7/28, I was eavesdropping on a group of well-dressed hipsters discuss something involving Metropolitan Ave, and I realized that one of them was Natalie Portman. I looked at her and she looked back at me - I like to think that she recognized me, because I was at Harvard with her and used to see her around campus, but I guess that's unlikely. Anyway she looked totally gorgeous with her shaved head, and she isn't monstrously skinny. She seemed to be having a great time.

Scissor Sisters Secret Show under the name 'Portion Control', wed. nite @ Mercury lounge. In the corner by the stage were: photog David LaChapelle and my favorite part: Jake Shears Mom Frieda dancing with Faye Dunaway! The gays in the audience were going berserk the whole time, yelling out Mommy Dearest! in between songs. She looks great, sort of like Amanda Lepore s mother might look..

last night 7/28 at Town Hall. Debbie Harry and a small entourage of beautiful, delicate freaks. They swept through the crowd milling about, and then stood in a circle, chatting, in front of the main doors. Ms. Harry was wearing a vaguely Stevie-Nicks-ish getup, and she is very tiny in person, and slightly puffy. But she is still punk rock.

Today at lunchtime saw Jon Stewart wander into Pop Burger pushing his kid in stroller with wife (not in stroller). Must not be too familiar with the joint because he took one look at the menu and exited.

I saw Sarah Michelle Geller (with very dark long hair) sitting across from me at Nobu on Monday night 7/25. She had a black halter on with chandelier earrings. She was looking cute and WAY skinny, but I only saw her sitting down. She does a strange pouty thing when she talks which I never noticed.

Saw Kate Winslet walking across West 22nd 7/28. She was pushing a stroller.

Nicole Kidman was at Loewe's 34th St. movie theater 7/30 watching Must Love Dogs with a female friend... this was last night, Saturday July 30....shes soooo taaallll...

Was entering the Cutting Room (Chris Noth's club) on Monday night (7/25) around 10pm just as Christina Applegate was leaving. I didn't realize it was her at first, but my friend pointed her out.. He thought she looked too skinny, but I have to say, that I thought she looked thin, but not lollipop-head Hollywood thin. I've seen some celebrities up close and it is truly scary.

I was walking down 14th Street between 5th and 6th about 10:00 AM on 7/27, when I spotted an attractive middle-aged woman walking towards me. I don't normally get into the whole MILF thing, but she was wearing a tight white t-shirt, and I couldn't help but notice she had a fantastic rack. Before we passed, I pried my eyes off her boobs and realized it was Susan Sarandon.

I was at lunch today 7/28 at the World Wide Plaza on 49 between 8 and 9 - trying to take a break from the monotony of 9-5. I heard a shriek, flung my head around and saw Beyonce and Jay-Z walking out of the recording studio in an adjacent building - sans entourage/ bodyguards. Everyone in the plaza watched (some screamed in amazement) as they walked 100 feet to Jay-Z's car - the windows had curtains. Beyonce wore short jean shorts and her hair glistened like it was actual gold. jay-z was wearing a royal blue and white thick striped collared polo. I pretended not to care, but screamed on the inside.

14th Street and 3rd Avenue: I saw Jon Favreau walking, talking on cell saying (with typical Hollywood-style diction), "Oh, that's so sexy when..." I am curious as to what/who he was talking about.

Saw Phillip Seymour Hoffman outside of BondSt on Saturday night (7/24). He looked like a bit of a mess — scruffy, unshaven and chubby. (In my opinion he could look like a sewer rat and still be one of the best actors alive.) He was smoking a cig while talking to a group of people.

Spotted Clive Owen on Saturday at Film Forum's 10pm screening of Bertolucci's "The Conformist". Sporting a faux-casual suit ensemble, the Clivester was WAY overdressed for the movies, even a 70s artflick about a repressed homosexual. Clive was accompanied by a much younger gentleman who looked like he had just been plucked off the street.

7/27 Lawrence Fishburne jogging shirtless with his dog along the Hudson River Path at about 1PM.

friday, July 29th at 2:30 pm....walking into my apartment building on Avenue C..There was a huge Black Escalade out front and an even bigger body guard in front of my door. Usher walked out of my building...He is small and very clean cut, nobody will be confusing him with 50 cent. He looked more like a short tiger woods

Saw Molly Shannon this morning 7/30 entering Chelsea Market.Looked like a normal yuppie mom, cute baby in a sling around her neck. She was with a clone, except the clone's baby was in a carriage.

Saw the tall, very thin and very pale Ric Ocasek stepping into a car at 2nd Ave and 17th St. No Paulina...I wonder how she looks these days.

Saw Mo Rocca in Union Square yesterday (7.26) flirting shamelessly w/some NYU student that was star struck. Might have been a segment for a show. Didn't care enough to stick around in 98 degree weather to find out.

Spotted Nick Lachey, sans Jessica, at the grand opening of Home, yet another nightclub on W. 27th. Since there was no VIP room, he and his entourage were forced to sit on one of the couches with the rest of the plebeians. Home proved to be kind of lame, which became evident when we noticed that the only other "celebrity" they could wrangle for the big event was Andy Dick.

Last Friday evening as I was heading to the ever reliable C train at Lafayette in Ft Greene I saw Mos Def hanging around the entrance to Havana Outpost, the new Brooklyn "hot spot". He seemed to be engaged in conversation, but was distracted by a stranger staring at him. He is strikingly handsome and strikingly small.

Tuesday morning 7/26, my friend and I went into St. Marks Bookstore to escape the heat. While getting our weekly celebrity news, we saw a slimmer yet still extremely disheveled Julian Casablancas, the lead singer of The Strokes. He was browsing the architecture section while galumphing up and down the aisle in birkenstock sandals, olsen ripped jeans, and his usual janitor button up shirt.

Spotted Adam Yauch at Broadway and W. 61st St., looking casual in a "salmon" button-down shirt and jeans. His facial expression was weird, though — kind of like he'd just gotten out of a spaceship and was still stunned by the experience.

I saw Busta Rhymes in front of the Bad Boy Entertainment offices on Wednesday. He was parking illegally and wearing a yellow and neon-green polo and a matching BEANIE. The only guy in the world who could get away with that...and then just barely.

I spotted a very thin Ralph Macchio, aka the karate kid, at Vu, the restaurant at the top of the Hyatt in Jersey City. He was dining with an older man, and apparently staying at the hotel.

Saw Markus Schenkenberg at BED on Thursday night 7/28 Was with a bunch of girls who were fighting over him, he didn t seem to care which one he went home with. I actually overheard him say, but I can t help it if a lot of girls want to sleep with me. I guess he is one of the more successful has-beens.

Kristy Hume and Donovan Leitch on Carmine and Bleecker 7/29. She has the most beautiful skin I have ever seen and he is WAY hotter than he looks in pictures.