Service Journalism From Greg Gutfeld: The HuffPo FAQ
We're amazed that Arianna Huffington still lets Maxim UK editor Greg Gutfeld post on her group blog — but thank God she does, because Gutfeld's finally addressed some of our lingering HuffPo questions:
What happened to all the famous people?
What do you mean? You've got Cenk Ugyar, Hooman Majd and Dal LaMagna. Not good enough for you?
Where did John Cusack go? We were promised Gynneth Paltrow. So?
These people are real celebrities! And therefore busy. The good news: the Huffpo is just about ready to restock it's roster with prime celeb bloggers. In the next few weeks we hope to be welcoming:
-actress Daphne Zuniga
-a well-informed caddy for an LPGA golfer
-one of the Baha Men
-the sassy black woman from Becker (Ted Danson is busy)
-a one pound lump of congealed lamb's blood stuffed into a pair of nylon pantyhose
How can i learn more about the people who blog here?
Check out their bio. A rule of thumb: the longer the bio*, the less interesting that person really is. All of the Huffpo bios are really applications for a cocktail party. I don't have a bio, but i do offer work-out tips.
What's Harry Shearer like?
A teen's dream. But hairy.
*We'd like to note that Greg has turned his bio into a mini-blog. It's a bit long, but our delts look fabulous.
