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For six incredible seasons, you laughed, cried, and explained away a troubling tendency towards promiscuity along with the glamorous gals of Sex and the City. Don't think for a second that HBO can't put a price on those fond memories, as the network knows it can bleed the hopelessly devoted faithful by issuing a $300 box set, Sex and the City: The Complete Series. Variety explains what those three Ben Franklins get you:

In addition to all 94 episodes from all six seasons of the series and all the extras that were included on the individual season sets such as the three alternate endings to the final episode, HBO had produced another disc of all new bonus features such as guides to fashion, New York restaurants, dating advice, a quote trivia game and highlights of high-profile guest appearances.

While this box set might sound comprehensive, HBO is merely laying the groundwork for SATC: The Final Collection, with includes the ultimate must-have special feature: Once you reach the credits of the series finale, a toll-free number appears on your screen. Calling it summons Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, or Kristin Davis to your home (you think they can still afford Sarah Jessica Parker?), who will then snuff out the lucky viewer with a limited edition "He's just not that into you!" pillow. Oh, there's also a set of shot glasses shaped like a pair of Jimmy Choos*.


[*We're told that if we don't mention Manolo Blahniks here, SATC fans will burn down the blog. There you go, ladies.]