• A new book claims New Yorkers are harming America. We're sadly sure the author means red-state America, but we'll go on and act like we're all part of a unified country. [NY Sun]
• Puppies are cute, even if they're cloned, so we're going to post this "just because." [BBC]
• Finally, your dream job awaits you! [Craigslist]
• Housing project on Sullivan Street? Not if they've got grills covering up the A/C units, obviously. That sort of detail makes it a luxury residence. [Brownstoner]