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Wherein we invite our readers to interpret the cranial gossip-bumps on the head of humpy E! gossip phrenologist Ted Casablanca's weekly blind items and guess the identity of their hopelessly obscured subjects. Ted once again taps into the infinitely renewable supply of publicly straight, secretly gay actors for this week's riddle. Furrow your brow and get to work on One Deceiving Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Well, not to his girl, at least give the boy that much credit.Puissant Phillipe has had the most divine and much photographed affair with See-Through Sheila. Folks talk about them night and day, which is reportedly how often the celebrated duo has sex. Hardly. About the same amount of time See-Through wears a turtleneck is more like it. Now, even though Puissant (Pissy, to his bestest buds) is actually a fairly sweet dude, it's actually the dudes this previously reported babe-chaser prefers to get down with." Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post your responses later today. Your guesses are posted.