To Do: South Street Seaport, Devo, or House Party in Queens

• If you're not riding buzztrain for NYC band Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, you're either respectably contrarian or, more likely, just not a blogger. See what everyone's wetting themselves about tonight at the South Street Seaport, where the band opens for the electrogypsy group DeVotchKa. The event's free, and just steps away from eligible i-bankers. [flavorpill]
• If you're digging the free events but not the hipster vibe, check out the Kid-n-Play classic House Party, showing at Socrates Sculpture Park. That is, if you're willing to haul ass out Queens just to save a buck or two. [TONY]
• Or, on the opposite end of the spectrum, you could just shell out $55 to see Devo awkwardly rock Hammerstein Ballroom. $70, actually, with Ticketmaster fun fees. [OhMyRockness]