Team Party Crash: 'Re-Penetrator' Party

Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol are like brother and sister, except sometimes they have sex in movies.
We don't know how you spend your weeknights, but once we were done embracing the glorious freakitude of Heatherette's launch at Henri Bendel we sent Gawker paparazzo Nikola Tamindzic over to Snitch for the premiere of alterna-porn outlet Burning Angel's latest cinematic feat, Re-penetrator. Destined to be a family classic, the film tells of a doctor who revives a dead woman (played by Tommy Pistol and Joanna Angel, respectively). After the two have hardcore sex for 20 minutes, she rips out his organs — a true romantic comedy at its finest. After the jump, Nikola documents a world where punk, porn, and goth all sit at the same lunch table.

Nikola's full gallery from the event is available here.

Do you want me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Tommy Pistol isn't a doctor, he just plays one on at these parties, which gives him an excuse to press himself against some flesh.

The guy on the left is Sleazy Pete. No, we didn't give him that name.

"Bitch, don't you dare get that blood on my H&M jacket!"

She'd appreciate it if you'd look her in the eye when you spoke to her. She's a human being, you know.

After the party, Joan and Lisa took the tissue out of their bras and marveled at how the boys had been so attentive all evening.

Listen, when Mom comes in town next weekend, they're "just roommates." Got it?