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From left: At the Heatherette/Bendel launch party and an appearance on Being Bobby Brown.
 We've not been following Bravo's Being Bobby Brown series (we can only handle so much Whitney Houston, and we hit our limit in 1994), but we know many of you are understandably obsessed with this experiment in pre-rehab reality television. So, to answer the question you dare not ask: Yes, the fellow we kindly referred to as having a "chin 'fro" is, as far as we can tell, the same gifted soul who beat Whitney Houston in an impromptu dance-off at a Von Dutch store.

This concludes our daily foray into service journalism.

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