How Not To Beard
Hayden Christensen might need a little coaching. If his publicists went through the trouble of sending him to the Playboy Mansion last week for its legendary Midsummer Night's Dream party in the hopes that he'd be photographed grabassing with some Playmates, he could've at least acted like he was having a good time. Merely looking shitfaced while standing in the vicinity of the nice ladies with no clothes on isn't going to get the job done.