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· Is Snoop kidnapping Pee Wee football players? We hear drug testing in his league is pretty lax.
· The LA Weekly's Nikki Finke sounds the death knell for movie advertising in the "newsosaurs," claiming that studios think the audiences of the LA Times, NY Times, and their ink-on-paper ilk aren't worth the huge ads that clog their entertainment sections. We hope this frees up promotional budgets for more skywriting. We love skywriting.
· Please, whatever you do, don't look here if you ever, ever want to experience sexual desire again.
· Find out what role KFC played in the loss of John Leguizamo's virginity, or learn about David Cross's fond memories of Times Square.
· Paris Hilton has started wearing a disguise to slow mobs of fans. Just try and think of a punchline that doesn't involve a pair of Groucho glasses and her vagina, we dare you.