To Do: Had Enough of Bellis? Then See Kurtis Blow or the Jews

• Bret Easton Ellis continues his "Lunar Park" press junket at Coliseum Books tonight, which, given the subject matter, is also a press junket for himself. We're sure some of you have gone to every damn Bellis reading we've listed, so keep up the stalking. [Coliseum]
• The legendary Kurtis Blow plays a free show at Queensbridge Partk tonight. Finally, a rap show you can leave the Kevlar vest at home for. [Upcoming]
• The Howl! Festival continues its dominance of every venue in Lower Manhattan with the Big Jewish Quiz Thing tonight at the 14th Street Y, in which a bunch of Jews (including a certain Gawkeleh) compete in a test of knowledge on all things Semitic. In keeping with non-Gentile trend, the show costs a mere $5. [Howl]