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• Behold the slow but obvious growth of Tara Reid's deformed nipples, and the breasts to which they're attached. [CityRag]
• If there's one thing you certainly don't want to miss, it's something called Chinatown Fear Factor. We bet it involves eating rotting fish guts. [ToTC]
• Time to get your indie panties in a bunch: The unofficial and totally tentative CMJ 2005 lineup. [Brooklyn Vegan]
• We love taggers who also drive their daddy's Range Rover. Priceless. [Miss Representation]
• Corporate (yet delicious) coffee takes its toll, as Chelsea's Big Cup will close its doors. [NYC Stories]
• As any anorexic knows, everybody's going to die someday. [OiNY]