We'd Never Suggest You Rob NYU Kids, But...
For the record, NYU's Water Street Residence is at 200 Water Street, off Fulton Street, immediately adjacent to the South Street Seaport.
Why do you care about this? Because some silly NYU undergrad is shooting a portrait today in which a naked female student will be covered with $32,000 in cash, which is apparently the cost of one year's tuition. Given this knowledge, and making assumptions about the presumed efficacy of NYU rent-a-cops, we're thinking this is a good and easy way to help yourself to the cost of at least a few credits, if not a full semester.
We're just saying.
