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Apropos nothing but the pain in his soul, a reader writes:

I don't know if you watch it at all but I have to bitch about it, because it's driving me fucking nuts. The Situation Room sucks my left nut. There are 8 tv screens, a scroll bar, a stock ticket, a title bar, and a wolf. I can't understand a word of what they're fucking saying. What junior executive at CNN came up with this bullshit? This is the worst television program on TV, and it's like 5 hours long every day, it's fucking killing me and makes me want to watch CSPAN so I don't slit my wrists.