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In this edition: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto at Bed, Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto heading towards a bed. Also: Angelina and Zahara Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Katie Holmes, Gwyneth Paltrow and Blythe Danner and Chris Martin, Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, Mike Meyers, Nicole Kidman, Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe, Bruce Springsteen and Wife, Matt Damon, Jennifer Connelly, Uma Thurman, Craig Bierko, Kevin Kline and Pheobe Cates, Scarlett Johansson, Rosie Perez, Claire Danes, Chloe Sevigny, Zach Braff and Geoffrey Arend, Rosario Dawson, Milo Ventimiglia, Monica Lewinsky, Scott Sartiano, Jeff Gordon and Alex Wek.

Saw the ever-shrinking woman Lindsay Lohan on 08/30 at Nylon mag party at Table 50. Extremely small with extremely big bodyguards.

Saw Lindsay Lohan sharing a bed with Jared Leto at BED last night 9/1. Holy throat drip, she is skinny — disturbingly so.

Jared Leto, who is staying at the Maritime Hotel, bringing the one and only Lindsay Lohan up to his room on the 31st.

Monday, Sept 5th around 3 pm: Saw a very blonde, exceedingly petite Angelina Jolie shopping rather incongruously in Trash & Vaudeville on St. Mark's in the E. Village with an assistant. Noticed baby Zahara first because she's so cute she barely looks real, then noticed who was carrying her. Angelina was looking rather "rich Connecticut stay-at-home mom" with her Diane Lane-like highlights, but was still stunningly beautiful regardless.

Gwen Stefani worked out next to me with a trainer at David Barton Gym today. Wearing a baggy t-shirt, black adidas pants, and red adidas sneakers. Her arms were fleshier than I would have thought — mine are more toned (ha!) Her hair extensions decided to sit this one out but the red lipstick was in full effect.

I saw Katie Holmes walking alone down Park Avenue by Union Square (Union Square West) on Sunday afternoon 8/4 around 5. I was hung over, so my focus wasn't perfect, but I'm nearly certain it was her, wearing a black dress, red shoes, and large sunglasses. After she passed, I did a double take, only to catch a glimpse of some of the tastiest calve muscles I've ever seen. Legs like a thoroughbred on that one, let me tell you. I could suck on them for hours. If I were ever to become an insane celebrity stalker type (to the extent I'm not already), she would definitely be at the top of my "hit list."

sat 150 feet last nite (9/6) from Gwynnie and Blythe at the coldplay show at msg. she looked beautiful and both she and mom proudly rocked out. great concert, Chris Martin was amazing. lucky bitch.

Walking along Bleecker last night 9/6, I ran across a non-descript woman who looked familiar. Looked three steps behind her and saw Harrison Ford realized it was Calista Flockhart. Harrison looked great kinda like a hot professor. On my way back, I was so busy eating that I almost didn t notice Mike Myers shuffle past, head down.

saw Nicole Kidman at chelsea piers yesterday (9/1) sitting with a friend in the cafe. she has big beautiful eyes and i instantly recognized her from across the room even withot my glasses! she seemed really cool and almost approachable.

saw Hilary Swank on Sunday night at Barnes & Noble at Union Square. she came in and used the bathroom and then wandered around looking for Chad afterwards. wearing a windbreaker jacket, baseball hat, running shorts and nike running shoes. she was still pretty.

Saw the Boss (Springsteen not Steinbrenner) and Mrs. Boss at the Hampton's Classic on Friday. He was looking every bit the rock star he is; she was looking every bit the mom she is. They seemed to be enjoying themselves and virtually invisible to all the other horse folk.

I saw Matt Damon running this morning (9/7 at 6:45am) along the west side highway. He must be trying to lose weight because he was wearing wind pants, a long sleeve shirt, a tee shirt and a wool ski hat. He still looked good though and was running pretty fast.

Just saw (9/4) Jennifer Connelly at the corner of 7th Avenue and Carroll Streets in Park Slope. Wasn't sure it was her but after gawking at her face, yup it was. Incredible eyes but super skinny. Like, stick skinny. She was wearing shorts, fancy sneakers and a tank top. Her legs were like a thin person's arms. I guess the camera adds, like, 50 pounds.

On September 1st, I saw Uma Thurman wearing a jaunty newsboy cap and carrying a very small tan puppy on West 11th near Greenwich.

Sep 4th - spotted Craig Bierko from The Music Man and Sex and the City fame strolling through the exhibits at the Whitney and looking through the jazz CDs in the museum lobby. Great eyes and hair...looked like he was with a lady friend and has since put on a few lbs.!

Tonight, 9/5, I was at dinner at Mustang on 85th and 2nd when I noticed Kevin Klein, Pheobe Cates and two kids walking by looking like the perfect family. They all looked great- the children were beautiful, Kevin was as handsome as ever and Phoebe doesn't seemed to have aged a day.

saw scarlett johansson and rosie perez at the benefit auction for "kids with cameras" on 9.2 at max fish. scarlett looked great in dark denim jeans and a patterned button down shirt. nice to see a starlet with a womanly figure for a change. rosie was in the backroom with a friend and a very cute black/white boston terrier or french bulldog. she has a shrew vibe.

I saw Claire Danes at the small dog run in Washington Square Park Monday 9/5. She has a black poodle. She's really good looking in person, but was wearing hideous, kelly-green heels. No one wears heels to the dog run—maybe these were just Claire's ugly-green-dog run-shoes.

Saw Chloe Sevigny strolling through Thompkins Square Park on Labor Day. To my delight, she checked out my outfit as she sauntered by. She was sporting high-waist jeans showcasing her tiny waist and nice butt.

Yesterday (9/6) I spotted Zach Braff and Geoffrey Arend at Dunkin' Donuts on 2nd Avenue and 34th. Zach was wearing a green hooded sweater and his hair was combed back. Apparently they were talking about his next project.

Friday, Sept. 2 — We saw a very small bodied and big lipped Rosario Dawson at the Lowes on 14th Street. She was looked very casual in her blue jeans, flip flops, t-shirt and hat had come alone to see The Constant Gardener with her. She bought a small popcorn, hot dog (with mustard) and a giant Dasani. Mid-transaction a preview for her new move Rent came on in the lobby. She pointed and giggled with the cashier.

9/5/05: Guess the WB doesn't pay that well - saw Milo Ventimiglia on my Long Beach to JFK flight on JetBlue. Travelled alone, very coiffed hair, not as petite as I thought he would be. Had a driver waiting for him at JFK and continued to wear his sunglasses even though we landed at midnight.

Enjoying a mid-afternoon drink in the outdoor section of the White Horse Pub Saturday afternoon when my boyfriend's eyes got wide and he told me to nonchalantly turn and see who was sitting behind me. It took me a minute to recognize her in the big black sundresses but it was no other than Monica Lewinsky. My boyfriend claims that she crossed her legs too high when she was sitting down and he saw her panties (they were black) and that she looked "pretty hot". I thought she looked like a tourist from the midwest in her loose floral dress and bell-shaped hairdo.

On Saturday, Sept 3, a very skinny-looking Scott Sartiano was flying solo in the hamps at Tavern. He was dressed very casually in a black t-shirt and let's just say that his C-list style brought the so-called vip room status up a few notches. Scott seemed preoccupied by his cell phone until he left the room to go pace the parking lot for about fifteen minutes until a limo pulled up and some goon got out.

anyway. saw race car driver jeff gordon sucking face - and i mean REALLY sucking face — with a tall, good-looking (altho' over-plucked) brunette at the sunset on shelter island on monday afternoon 8/5. jeff was at the center of a quite fabulous table of hotties. oh, he was scarfing down moules frites between the tongue action.

as i was practically licking a pair of hot leather boots im craving in macys on my lunch hour today (9/6) i spotted alex wek — tall, thin but not emaciated, shaved head, dangly earrings, skinny jeans and a pink tank top. No makeup but she was putting lip gloss on and strolling very slowly without a care in the world, and I of course was inadvertenly gawking like some wyoming tourist in a disney tee.