Martha Learns to Rap, Nation Learns to Avert Gaze
We nearly forgot today is rap day on Martha. Fortunately, we turned our TV on in the nick of time.
Today's lesson in Rap 101? Vocabulary!
On the blackboard:
1. Cheddar
2. Shorty
3. Flossin'
4. Benjamins
5. Ballin'
Martha: "Is 'cheddar' cheese?"
Diddy: "No. No no no no no no. No."
Us: Insert gun in mouth.