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If the above response to this PrivacyWatch sighting (the very last one in that post) doesn't drive you a) clinically insane with sexual desire or b) to the bathroom sink to discover if Liquid-Plumr is an effective self-blinding agent, feel free to continue on with this week's blind item guessing game. We'll skip the usual preamble and get right down to bidness with One Blabbermouth Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "In kindergarten, we all learn to treat others the way we want to be treated, correct? I'm gonna guess that Bigmouth Bruce was absent that day. He musta been. Why else would he walk into a cable network that is so not about the gossip and proceed to pitch a scandal-driven gossip show? Yep. B.B. (who has been nominated for an Academy Award, mind you) flashed his Joker-esque grin as he greased up his pitch to execs: "I'm friends with everyone in Hollywood, and I can tell you all their secrets!"" Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post your responses later today.