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Please forgive us if you've already seen the shot of Ted Casablanca's zero-ass before, but we couldn't take the chance that some of you might not have had the opportunity to be traumatized by it yet. Your blind item guesses are in, but ride One Blabbermouth Blind Vice around the track one more time before moving on:

Ted sez: "In kindergarten, we all learn to treat others the way we want to be treated, correct? I'm gonna guess that Bigmouth Bruce was absent that day. He musta been. Why else would he walk into a cable network that is so not about the gossip and proceed to pitch a scandal-driven gossip show? Yep. B.B. (who has been nominated for an Academy Award, mind you) flashed his Joker-esque grin as he greased up his pitch to execs: 'I'm friends with everyone in Hollywood, and I can tell you all their secrets!'" Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump.

You say: Despite nagging feelings that the all of the pieces of Ted's puzzle didn't quite fit together and that the answer couldn't be quite this obvious, many of you succumbed to the likely trap set by the description of Bigmouth Bruce as having a "Joker-esque" grin and named Jack Nicholson. Indeed, Nicholson is an Oscar-winning, not merely Oscar-nominated, actor, so we imagine it might not be Jack...then again, people do strange things when they're, ahem, "wired." But Nicholson carried the day by only the slimmest of margins.

You say: In a virtual dead heat, the team of Jim Carrey and Gary Busey arrived in second place. The rubber-faced Carrey did star in a Batman movie (though as the Riddler, not the Joker, obvs), and Busey often does appear to be batshit insane, so flip a coin and pick one.

You say: Others receiving multiple votes: Gary Sinise, Val Kilmer, Michael Keaton, Willem Dafoe, Dennis Quaid, and Robin Williams.

And The Andy Dick Memorial “You Also Say” Item Goes To: "The Reanimated Corpse of Cesar Romero" and Ted Casablanca's ass. (Tie.) Nicely done.

Thanks to everyone for playing!