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On Wednesday, when we read the news that Heather Mills McCartney stomped over to Jennifer Lopez's Sweetface clothing offices with a PETA video, our childish first instinct was to write the item with a punchline relating to her prosthetic leg. No, we decided, that's just too easy. For once, we'll not go the path of poorest possible taste.

As it turns out, 25hoursonline.com reports that in her scuffle with Lopez's security guards, Mills McCartney's prosthetic leg became detached. She was denied a bathroom to reattach the leg and thus had to go about assembling herself on a stairwell.

In times such as these, it's reassuring to know that reality is more puerile than we are.

Mills McCartney Loses Leg After Row With J-Lo's Guards [IOL via 25hoursonline.com]