Fridays, as we all know, are for job hunting, which makes the employment troughs at Mediabistro all the more enjoyable. Today, "bespoke celebrity news agency" (we thought only Saville Row suits were "bespoke," but whatever) Viva Press is looking for some new talent:

Viva Press is looking for celebrity journalists who have access to A-list talent. We will pay up to $1000 for personal and anecdotal transcripts on today's big stars. We are one of the UK's top suppliers of movie interviews and have a reputation for getting the best interviews and supplying the top glossys and newspapers. Currently, we are looking for interviews with Cameron Diaz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson and Keanu Reeves. Also, interviews with any of the cast of LOST or DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. If you think you can help then please get in touch. All enquiries will be dealt with the utmost discretion and anonimity is guaranteed. Only professional interviewers please.

Remarkable timing — as we understand it, pervy Us Weekly scribe Timothy McDarrah might be in need of some work. He's got access to celebrities, CDs, and iPods.

Celebrity Interviewer With Access [mediabistro]
Earlier: Us Weekly Staffer Timothy McDarrah Arrested [Gawker]