Hand Over All Your Echinacea in Small, Unmarked Pills
There's apparently a new crime wave in Manhattan, and — we kid you not — it's targeting Vitamin Shoppe superstores. Reports the Sun:
The suspect, who operated alone except for in one case, held up seven vitamin stores between the end of June and this week. The rash of vitamin store robberies has extended from as far downtown as the Wall Street area up to the Upper West Side.
That's a lot of robberies, over a lot of area. Which is, really, a compliment to the victims: We don't take vitamins, and we'd never have that much energy.
