A Particularly Desperate Housewife
An email circulating today, which made its way to our inbox:
Subject: Need to borrow/ rent Emmy statue or replica
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:10:37 -0400
From: xxxx@rubenstein.com
To: xxxx@rubenstein.com
I am desperately looking for an Emmy statue (or replica).
We are looking to borrow, rent or buy one for a press photo we are staging with Terri Hatcher (and her wax figure at Madame Tussauds) who apparently lost her statue on Sunday.
I have tried a long list of prop houses and party supply stores with no success so far...
Thank you!
[redacted]
Assistant to Howard Rubenstein
Lost her statue? Um, we're thinking that's because she never had one.
But good PR work there, Rubenstein. You almost had a thinking she did.