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Things we don't understand, no. 427:

At the book party for Elizabeth Hayt's whore-y memoir I'm No Saint, why was Martha Stewart in attendance? Considering the book revolves around one woman's will to basically fuck her way around Manhattan's power list, we find it slightly odd (and a little disturbing) that the queen bee of domesticity would be celebrating with the author.

Then again, after a few long months in the slammer, Martha could have a secret sex drive. She seems like the type to have a rubber fetish.