• Weirdo San Franciscan outfit Deerhoof play at Northsix tonight in Brooklyn. Look out for Intern Alexis — she'll be the one in the front row with the tatoos and hipster ear piercings, wishing she were Asian. [flavorpill]
• Bellis attempts to hawk Lunar Park in Brooklyn tonight, of all places. That is so not Upper East Side yuppie scum-appropriate. Oh, wait — he's reading in Cobble Hill. Nevermind. [NYM]
• We promise these are the two last Hurricane Katrina benefits we're ever posting: the one at Luke+Leroy has the Scissor Sisters; the one at Marquee (7-10pm) has an open bar. You make the decision. [Paper]