Friday:
 • Detroit's Electric Six, says Flavorpill, has a "reputation for campy disco among the hipster cognoscenti." We can't imagine how this is possibly a selling point, but they play at Bowery Ballroom. [flavorpill]
• See how funny Curb Your Enthusiasm star Jeff Garlin is without cranky Jew sidekick Larry David when he performs standup tonight at Caroline's. [Caroline's]
• Or you can just crash the Miramax party at M1-5, where we hear the open bar is also open to you, Joe Public.
Saturday:
 It's time for a classic Battle of the Boroughs!
• Indie legends the Pixies and Gang of Four headline the Across the Narrows Festival in Brooklyn (along with Built to Spill, Rilo Kiley, and Death From Above 1979). [Upcoming]
OR
• The Killers and Interpol take the stage in Staten Island. We'll be damned if we're breaking our Staten Island cherry over this, so Brooklyn it is. [Upcoming]
Sunday:
 • Madlib, J-Rocc, and Cut Chemist take the stage with some Brazilian drummers at Spirit (for free, no less). Regardless, you're gonna have to try a lot harder to drag us away from Desperate Housewives. [RareForm]