Sorry it took us an extra-long time to tabulate the results, but we've spent most of the last two days perfecting layout and font choice in our critically-acclaimed Times front page parody.

To recap: Owner of a now-defunct p.r. firm, passing out drunk in the office, affairs with clients, and micro-minis worn commando.

The best minds of a generation picked, primarily, Lizzie Grubman and Peggy Siegal. The case for Peggy: One emailer knows "for a FACT she never wore underwear." The case for Lizzie: need we bother?

There was a vote for Nadine Johnson, while a select and elite few named Marybeth Belsito (who we're told is "extremely litigious," and therefore clearly not the correct answer). Two of you were positive that it was Marilyn Heston.

Bumble Ward and Andy Dick were just grateful to be nominated. Once we see which ones of you get fired tomorrow, we'll know for sure.

Earlier:
Blind Item Guessing Game: The Publicist From Hell