Daily Candy goes on a purple prose extravaganza in today s e-letter, Leafy Keen, which plugs a company that adorns household objects with the imprints of real leaves.

The apple may not fall far from the tree. But what about the leaf? Different story entirely. Tossed by the winds of chance, wrangled by the rakes of fate, the delicate foliage of autumn cannot know its destiny. With any luck, however, it will get immortalized on a pillow, tablecloth, or stationery by Inleaf Designs...

Either somebody just completed their mediabistro.com Earnest Goes To Writing Boot Camp course or somebody is angling for a job at The Believer.

Leafy Keen [Daily Candy]