To recap: Which legendarily cool and sweaty rapper likes the male groupies?

By a landslide, the Anderson Cooper of this contest was LL Cool J — as many of you pointed out, just because the Ladies Love Cool James, it doesn't necessarily follow that he loves them back. One intrepid commenter even did some actual research, revealing that LL is currently on tour.

We enjoyed the Kanye West guesses, because as we all know, speaking out against homophobia = totally gay. Best response: "Isn't he quoted as saying 'George Bush doesn't care about gay black people?'"

A couple votes for Wyclef Jean (tell it to Lauren Hill), Ja Rule, 50 Cent (he will probably kill us now), Eminem (he will probably record a very sarcastic song about us now), Usher (rap legend?), Vanilla Ice, Nelly (he is famously sweaty, due to the extreme temperatures he often has to endure), Diddy, an out-of-left-field vote for Ice-T, one indie vote for Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, and Kool Keith.

Very few rappers were not named, in fact. But you may rest easy tonight knowing that no one cast any aspersions on the manhood of Flavor Flav.

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