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We'd like to take a moment of silence in recognition of this week's sponsors, whose glorious, glorious cash keeps this NFL-style orgy boat afloat. Done being silent? Then consume! Consume! If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and make the world's most conspicuous consumers hot and bothered for your line of business, see this page.

· Capote from Sony Pictures
· Napster
· ASPCA
· Domino
· Squid and Whale
· Svedka Vodka