Friday:
• Put on your comfy pants and amble on over to the Knitting Factory for the kickoff of the Lebowski Fest, celebrating all things related to the Coen brothers' cult classic, The Big Lebowski. Tonight, Bling Kong plays followed by a midnight screening of the flick. White Russians presumably provided. [flavorpill]
• Betsey Johnson and other designers allow their stock to rapidly plummet at the Milk Gallery's Pony Project, where they dress and decorate My Little Ponies in an attempt to make your girlfriend coo. [TONY]
Saturday:
 • Zombiecon kicks off at 42nd Street and 5th Avenue at 1 P.M., where a bunch of fun-loving freaks dress as the undead and then run around town "devouring" tourists. Anything to de-clog Midtown, we say. [flavorpill]
• Madonna is rumored to perform at the Roxy, only to have her producer Stuart Price ruin the magic with his DJ set at Misshapes afterwards.
Sunday
 • You know you'll be up bright and early to make the 7:15 A.M. registration for the Metropolitan 20Km Racewalk, right? 90th and 5th Avenue, if you're feeling psychotic. [Upcoming]