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It would seem the kitchen got a wee too hot for Harriet Miers, but rest easy, readers. I'm in this for the long haul. And let the record show my record on abortion has never wavered. I'm all for them!

On the subject of records, you may have begun to wonder just who this 'Seth' character is, waltzing in here reeking of Aveda and Cool Ranch Doritos, and on what authority does he so brazenly poo upon the sacred, Ugg-booted-idols you hold so close to your prunish hearts. Just what are his qualifications, aside from his Uncle Shimmie owning a 51% stake in Gawker Media holdings and the conventional industry wisdom that he will readily sleep with literally any person, place or thing, sometimes in exchange for nothing more than driving directions?

Perhaps the more scrutinizing among you have already undertaken a sort of confirmation hearing of your own, IMDbing my name. Had you done so, you would have discovered my single credit: Associate Producer of the Lifetime movie Student Seduction, starring Elizabeth Berkley.

Guest editor confirmed.