Team Party Crash: Flavorpill's 5th Anniversary Halloween Bash

This year, they decided to dress as characters from Sailor Poon.
Most of you whipped out your Halloweenie over the weekend, but diehard drinking amateurs hold out for the holiday itself. And so last night, as an alternative to Greenwich Village's annual Drunks on Parade, "cultural email" publisher Flavorpill hosted its 5th anniversary/Halloween party at the massive Supper Club. Gawker's softcore porn aficionado Nikola Tamindzic, unable to resist a gathering where patrons might be scantily clad, bravely endured the clusterfuck for your voyeuristic pleasure.

[Nikola's full gallery from the event is available here.

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