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Wherein we invite our readers to ram the black SUVs of their collective intelligence into the side of humpy E! gossipist Ted Casablanca's fleeing blind item Mercedes and force its camera-shy driver out into the street. Ted's once again set his GPS to plot a course for Toothy Tile Boulevard, the favorite drag of a certain closeted actor. Taste the pleasure of One Forced Fagola Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Now what you might not realize is that T.T. and his boyfriend have their own share of Jude Law-and-Sadie Frost-style drama. They were on for forevah. Then they broke up. And now, phew, they're on! (And Toothy's public "girlfriend" is fadin' into the background fast.) But here's the (big) prob: Everyone loves a good drama. And some people couldn't give a Simpson's ass about Nick and Jessica. These folks—all fancy, rich and A-list, mind you—like dishin' on Toothy and his b-f instead. Where have they been having sex in their butch automobiles lately? Jeez. Their li'l relationship is like the cocktail fodder at WeHo's most elite, gay gatherings." Read the item.

You say: OK, pay attention to the directions: Send your best guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com, and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post them later today.