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Looking for a way to let off a little steam after a tough day's work, maybe even meet someone while you're at it? Care to have the entire thing captured by Dr. Phil's cameras so that the Bald Drawling One can then pour over the footage in front of a national audience, analyzing your every tequila-fueled, regretful come-on? Then our pals at LA.comfidential have pointed us to the answers to your prayers:

Join us THIS THURSDAY, November 10th for a special Happy Hour Party at a cool bar on Melrose. The producers of the Dr. Phil Show will be there to find out how the singles in LA party! Only 50 spaces are available for the first 25 Women and 25 Men, Ages 26-42 who sign up. Party Like The Stars! You may even get discovered! INCLUDES: Complimentary Appetizers, Free Fun Shots and 50% OFF all Beer, Well Drinks, and House Margaritas. [...] WOMEN: CLOSED ...ALL SPACES HAVE BEEN FILLED MEN: CLOSING SOON ... ONLY A FEW SPACES LEFT

Yes, sadly, the women's spaces filled up quickly, with the word hitting some sooner than others (we have it on good authority that Tara Reid's Blackberry is equipped to scan the internet every half hour for the words "free fun shots" and page her if there's a match), but there are still a few spaces for you local fellas! C'mon, what are you waiting for? That salt isn't going to lick itself off of her lipo scars!