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Poor Lola Oguinnake. Not two weeks ago, the mean editors at the Times made her report an entire story on Chelsea hell-den Marquee; now they've gone and forced her to exert her talent on the subject of Nicole Richie and her new book, The Truth About Diamonds. (Disclaimer: We read the tome in a single sitting. It's that bad/good.) Richie insists that she's authored Diamonds all by her lonesome, but we're not so sure we buy it. Case in point, from page 22:

When Chloe learned that her man was double-dipping with the likes of Ana (and that he liked dressing up in Ana's panties, according to a blind item on Stawker.com — the only part of the story Joey convincingly denied), she'd been devastated, embarrassed, and grossed out.

Stawker.com? Ha, that's one funny ghostwriter!

Nicole Richie, Famous for Her Fame, and Now for a Book [NYT]
Earlier: The Nicole Richie Book Club