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Because we at Defamer are dedicated to fostering high-level discussion about topics such as Paris Hilton's doomed monkey, Endeavor superagent Ari Emanuel's winning smile, or the quality of buffet cuisine served at movie premieres, we've decided to embrace the "internets revolution" and roll out Defamer Comments. Effective approximately right now, Defamer readers will be able to attach their thoughts, prayers, and dreams to every post on the site.

But like everything else in Hollywood, there's something of a catch: To keep from upsetting the delicate culture of exclusion so fervently embraced in our dirty, dirty town (and to keep spammers and agents out of here), comment invites will be rolled out in a Gmail-like system. Everyone can read the comments, but you'll need one of these invitations, or an invite forwarded from someone else we've invited, to post them. (How do you get an invite and how does this work exactly? It's in the FAQ.)

We'll be sending out a first round of invitations to frequent tipsters, assistants, bloggers, loose-lipped craft servicepeople, etc etc this afternoon, so monitor your inbox. Soon, you may have the ability to express a heartfelt OMG in reaction to Lindsay Lohan's latest flirtation with vehicular manslaughter.