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We're mute with enthusiasm for this week's sponsors, whose filthy lucre will some day allow us to purchase a vocabulary for genuine human misfortune, among other things. Want to buy us a few vowels from Pat and Vanna? More info here.

• Sprint
• Kameo
• TomTomGo
• LeTigre
• American Apparel
• IPod
• The Warriors
• Konami
• Nokia
• Green Day
• The New School
• Best Buy
• Svedka Vodka
• Samsung