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If you were a bird soaring high above a movie premiere, you might notice a pattern in the seemingly random seat assignments beneath you. (You would also quickly be shot down by a PR woman's handpistol; no feathered squawker's gonna interrupt the flow of her big night!) The WOW Report provides this helpful visual guide to Brokeback Mountain's premiere seating cartography; note everything starts at the Jake Pole and spreads outward in concentric circles of descending celebrity significance, resulting in a Hollywood social-hierarchy dart board of sorts.