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Finally some news this weekend on former Women's Wear Daily reporter Peter Braunstein, who's been on the run since allegedly sexually assaulting a former co-worker on Halloween. According the several eyewitness accounts, Braunstein fled to Cleveland a few days after the incident, where he posed as a location scout of Nip/Tuck and told others he was a retired Los Angeles cop. Under the aliases Peter Bronson, Peter Brown, and Peter Grant, P-Bra's Cleveland adventure included stays at cheap hotels, smoking pot, blowing rails, and hitting the strip clubs. So unfair how the bad guys have all the fun.

Authorities now believe Braunstein may be in Indiana. It's chilling to know he's at large, but you can't help but feel a little relief. Yeah, we're gonna say it: thank God he's not here.

Fiend's Fantasy Life [NYDN]
Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Peter Braunstein