· Some dude is sending an ass-load of diarrhea medication to food poisoning victim, Lindsay Lohan. If it isn t FDA-approved, don t bother, says Lohan s rep, for whom FDA-approved apparently means coke. [Lowdown]
· Not to be outdone by new father Ben Affleck, Matt Damon seeds fianc Luciana Barroso. [Access Hollywood]
· Mary-Kate Olsen confesses the real reason she dropped out of NYU: "You know? Like, papers don't really make me happy." [Page Six]
· Mariah Carey and First Daughter Barbara Bush didn't know that the left ring finger is reserved for engagement rings. Somehow this doesn't surprise us. [Rush & Molloy]
· Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban hopes that his daughter has cankles. Evidently, one man's cankles is another man's "good college education." [Page Six]